Ok read this.
Two points:
1. Vegans are fucking stupid. Not because of their life choices (although I don’t agree with them, everyone has a right to their own opinion and whatnot), but because of their proselytizing. I was actually shocked when someone, who I didn’t know, gave me shit for eating a cheeseburger. What the hell? That’s incredibly rude and not in the funny-rude way. Also, a strict vegan diet does not provide you with the proper nutrients to live a healthy life. Finally, back in undergrad days (all of 6 months ago) I heard some vegans bitching about how the college didn’t offer up enough vegan options. This is at a place where they regularly served veggie dogs, vegetarian lasagnas, vegan wowie cake, and all sorts of crap that didn’t taste as good as the normal versions. Vegans make up like 1% of the population. I’m sorry you’re <5% and it’s a choice? not a health constraint? You’re eating cereal, the rest of us are getting steak. These are the consequence of your actions and decisions. In conclusion, meat is delicious.
2. Vegans do not smell better than none vegans. Think about what vegans eat, tofu, beans, beans, beans, and beans. And what are beans? Why they’re the magical fruit! And we all know that the more you eat them the more you toot. Vegan farts make me want to die on the inside and on the outside.
So, yeah I sometimes just hate huge swathes of people.
December 10, 2007 at 11:14 am
“So, yeah I sometimes just hate huge swathes of people.”
Wow… it only took you this long to find out a basic fact that myself and the original simple tool (A. Costa) actually find most of our actions guided by.
December 10, 2007 at 11:40 am
More like it just took this long to admit it to the world at large.
December 12, 2007 at 5:40 pm
You are made of meat.
December 13, 2007 at 5:49 am
I actually think the fact the PETA recommends using sex as a means of converting people to veganism is the most disturbing portion of that whole article. I mean, I realized they were stupid, but THAT stupid?
February 6, 2008 at 8:17 am
maybe you suck?
February 6, 2008 at 12:12 pm
What vegans don ‘t realize is that what they are supporting is NOT sustainable. I read an article where this woman said, “And I became vegan to protest against MOnsanto.” Duh…by being vegan you are supporting MONSANTO to push the local farmer (who doesn’t use GMO or pesticides) off the map. If these people would shut up, realize that we are omnivores (we have 2 kinds of teeth, and 2 different intestines/large&small) – if we were meant to be vegans, we would have RUMENS and not stomachs. What you can better do with your energy instead of thinking you’re holier than thou, and actually saving the planet (haha – I am a small organic farmer and laugh at these fools) is support the local family farm who treats their animals humanely and with respect, who puts back into the earth instead of pilfering from it. THIS, my dears – is what sustainable farming is……let’s see any of these vegans put their money where their mouth is.
February 9, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Every vegan I have ever met has one thing in common: their opinions are always right and no one should argue with them. This is because vegans have low self will and are easy to brainwash, and once programmed lack the will to escape from their mental prisons. If vegans weren’t on their anti meat eating rant they would most likely be drinking cool-aid with the rest of the cult members. Don’t get me wrong, properly programmed vegans would be an asset to the economy – you could teach them that eating the stuff in landfills is good for them and we would no longer have any garbage problems.
February 14, 2008 at 6:08 pm
There are always bad seeds in any group of people who believe the same ideology. Vegans trying to walk up to the blocked vegetarians and tell them why they need to drop their cheeseburger are about as useful to veganism as the pro-lifers blocking entrances to abortion clinics. That is, these individuals make the whole movement look like a bunch of jackasses. One thing I do resent is the blocked vegetarians acting like they are making a life choice by continuing to eat meat. They are not making a conscious decision, they are simply eating the same things their mom fed them as a kid.
May 19, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Hi,
I have to agree with you and especially what Maria said about why we need meat. My brother is more of a scientist and he is always telling me that there is a certain vitamin or chemical compound in meat that we need to survive. Actually we need something in meat in order for our brains to function properly. This might explain why vegans are always so mean and nasty. and angry. I agree that we eat too much meat in this country and not enough fruits, vegetables etc. But in the US we eat too much junk food in general.
I liked Maddox comment about feeding landfill to vegans. They would get alot of ruffage. But I think the environmental thing is a fad because most environmentalist seem uneducated. There are other things that will kill us alot sooner than global warming, like a metoroid.
June 19, 2008 at 11:15 am
i will eat you… some day..
July 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I am so sick and tired of these so-called “Vegans” professing their holier than thou attitude.
If they took the time to examine the TRUE meaning of veganism they would discover that they must exclude the use of animals from food, clothing or any other purpose. That means, NO cars, trucks, SUVs, bicycles, etc. They must grow their own food because the products available at the local grocer if produced and delivered via animal products (gasoline refined from petroleum).
So, the next time a FUCKING vegan who drives their little hybrid tells you what they think, tell them to go FUCK THEMSELVES because they are too ignorant to understand the definition.
October 29, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Ohh, how angry you are for no important reason. You let a few stereotypes-on-feet kick you down and you hate them, like a chump. Lame excuses for rage, they never cease…
Me? Currently in the middle of the finding-which-clothes-of-mine-are-made-of-animals-so-I-can-get-rid-of-them process, schedule permitting. That’s part of the most widely used definition of a vegan. They don’t wear animal products either. Some of them do, because they don’t know yet. Or the REALLY love that pretty cashmere sweater Aunt Matilda gave them for Christmas last year.
I won’t lie, but FOR THE TIME BEING, as in, a temporary future, I have no choice but to keep my wool coat, and my 1 pair of leather shoes [currently my ONLY pair in my size] because my decision to transition was made only about a week ago, and well, folks, it’s October. As flaming a hypocrite this makes me, I, like everyone else, need a minimum at the moment to keep from getting sick thus potentially missing work and college classes.
I believe that these circumstances are quite possible for others who identify with veganism/vegetarianism, yet sport something made with the flesh of another sentient being. I think it’s an acceptable excuse.
As said, not every vegan is the scum of the earth solely because the fringe let themselves commit mass pseudo-intellectual vomit upon meat-eaters who are perfectly decent people and rightfully deserve to be left alone [this does not include the meat-eaters who are the first to preach in the conversation their idiology on how meat is for the awesome and the awesome alone and if you don't you're an elitist queerbait or something].
After all, I could sink to nearly this entire forum’s level and just barge in nonsensically trashing you guys for the carnivore stereotype which I dearly hope does not apply to you.
November 2, 2009 at 4:24 am
OK, response of mine below meant to go to someone further down the page firing off a bunch of racial slurs and other stuff. Turns out my previous reply was NOT written for you. My apologies.
August 1, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Vegans are very emotional. It may be a chemical imbalance brought on by poor nutrition. In short, Vegans suck. I agree.
August 5, 2008 at 7:07 am
Yep.
August 18, 2008 at 11:23 pm
When I think of vegans or vegetarians I visualize a really ugly young male with dirty hair and a ponytail bound with a rubber band. He also dons a mangy sparse beard and maybe a nose ring, tongue stud, etc. He would also be wearing a dirty, ripped t-shirt with a “Darwin fish” logo on it and a pair of faded old blue jeans with weeks old shit stains on the rear of his jeans. To complete the picture this guy’s footwear consists of those ugly, and I mean really ugly Birkenstock sandals. (Of course not the genuine leather ones!!!) And to earn a couple of dollars this guy strums his shitty sounding, amplified classical guitar singing some putrid folk tune at a local Starbuck’s coffee house. His transportation consists of an oxidized, badly dented with rust holes mid eighties Toyota Corolla All Trac wagon that desperately needs a tune up and barely passes smog checks. It also leaks and burns plenty of motor oil. It belches out a blue-gray plume when ever he accelerates from a stop. The rear of his car is slathered with bumper stickers ranging from: “saving the planet,” veganism, anti-republican propaganda, population control propaganda, to pro-atheism propaganda. And let’s not forget the plastic “Darwin fish” and it’s peeling chrome plating right above the license plate. Wow, I abhor this guy already!!!!!!!
August 23, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Wow. Yeah, vegans really do suck. How rude of that person to give you shit about a cheeseburger. I mean who the fuck cares about cows? It’s not like they can feel pain or anything, how dare they make you feel bad about eating an animal you would probably never have the balls to kill yourself. And yeah, vegans are all so unhealthy, because they don’t have enough protein in their diet’s, right? I mean even though we humans share almost every digestive characteristic with herbivores and basically none with carnivores it is so unhealthy not to eat meat. And think of how convoluted their logic is; what is wrong/unhealthy with eating the food for another species offspring… I mean if it is perfect for calves (that are meant to weigh more than a full grown human) why wouldn’t it be the perfect food for us. Wow, vegans suck so bad, they piss me off on a daily basis. Making me feel bad about my food choices, it’s bullshit. Don’t these people have any common decency or show any sort of compassion?! I really don’t understand the backwards logic that is in play here.
August 27, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I’m a Vegan and I thought a lot of the previous comments made some sense. Additionally, I enjoyed reading them. Ill be doing additional research based off of your comments. Thank you for your honest opinions.
October 13, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Wow this world is filled with fucking idiots. . Tell you what. You can go back to mcdonalds, and tomorrow you can go back to your job as a volunteer garbage man. O yeah… you cant afford a burger… oh well..
November 4, 2008 at 8:37 am
hahaha yeah i agree, they really do suck. i mean what the hell is wrong iwth eatig cows, we were meant to do it with our meat eating teeth (i mean we kinda have fangs dont we?) someone above said it i think so they’re probably right. and its not like they feel pain or anything. i mean like i would never kill one or anything, gross, they’d scream and i’d feel sick! but if someone else does it for me, then steak house it is! everyone deserves their own freedom to make their own choices without being harassed by others which is why i can eat meat and vegans are just plain stupid.
November 15, 2009 at 1:32 am
This idea that a cow is unable to feel pain, coming from a young person in the 2000s, with hopefully at least a minimal background of education is pretty laughable. Not so much because of how aloof it sounds, there’s nothing can be done for that, but you may as well have said that smoking cigarettes cures cancer. Every living organism feels pain when it is harmed, even marine-life, despite popular belief. Mmmm…debate…
November 20, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Yes… vegans suck big time.
I don´t call myself a vegan, yet I don´t eat animal products. I like to call myself a plant eater instead.
I have no griefs whatsoever with meat eaters, I was one myself, and I loved it. I still even miss it, and I admit it.
I simply believe (and proper science is backing me) that eating 99% plants is the natural, healthy human diet. I feel great eating only plants. My health improved about 300%.
Still I won´t preach. Because that´s what makes people hate “vegans”.
Those vegans you hate are typically 16-25 year old teenage idiots who love their teenage rebellion just a tad too much.
November 25, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I have decided to become MEATGAN.. I will eat meat all the time and if I could I would drop a huge bloody steak into my coffee in the morning. God put animals into this world for us to eat and to use their furs to keep us warm. By being a vegan you are saying God is wrong and I for one would not want to be the person to claim that God is wrong or made a mistake. So I will eat my vegetables as a side and continue to eat my steaks,cheeseburgers and any damn thing else I want to eat and I dare a damn vegan to even try to tell me not to eat it….I am also a proud member of PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals!
October 29, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I don’t care what god wants.
December 10, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Amy (wrote) // November 4, 2008 at 8:37 am
hahaha yeah i agree, they really do suck. i mean what the hell is wrong iwth eatig cows, we were meant to do it with our meat eating teeth (i mean we kinda have fangs dont we?) someone above said it i think so they’re probably right. and its not like they feel pain or anything. i mean like i would never kill one or anything, gross, they’d scream and i’d feel sick! but if someone else does it for me, then steak house it is! everyone deserves their own freedom to make their own choices without being harassed by others which is why i can eat meat and vegans are just plain stupid.”
All primates are PRIMARILY vegetarian. humans have the dullest canines of ANY primate. if you were a carnivore, dear amy, the thought of killing an animal would not bother you in the least, but it does, as your own words illustrate. this is because you are a vegetarian primate. it is true, that we are omnivores, in the sense that we CAN eat just about anything. I’ve seen people eat light bulbs, but i wouldn’t recommend this as a dietary choice. Nearly ALL heart related diseases, several types of cancer, obesity, etc. can be severely improved, if not cured by a vegetarian diet.
January 1, 2009 at 12:11 am
Yup, I think Mark nailed the typical vegan male right on the head, although figuratively. One can only hope that said head gets a good smack and wakes that slumbering mind locked inside.
January 12, 2009 at 9:42 pm
what about this…
Vegans all claim that animals are treated so poorly, what about animals that eat animals? i kind of feel like being hunted out in the woods but some lion, and them mauled to death is a little worse than sitting around is some farm waiting to be turned into tasty goodness,
January 12, 2009 at 9:48 pm
oh annnd, i would gladly kill something and eat it. in fact i’ve done it several times, and that was some darn good chicken too. mmm.
January 30, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Ugh… Don’t get my started on vegans… Every vegan person I have met just remind me of the “Emo” people that I have met… I’m convinced that it each title is interchangeable. hah!
February 19, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Vegans do NOT smell better than meat eaters. I had to share a room and a bathroom with a vegan on vacation and I nearly killed him. For one, a lot of vegans are these neo-hippy types so they don’t believe in deodorant or they use that natural “rock” deodorant that doesn’t work for crap. So we’re in New Mexico and he’s sweating like a pig. I stand 20 feet behind him and I can smell him. NASTY. Then, since they don’t eat any animal products, there’s nothing to slow down their bowel movements. That bathroom smelled like total ass the entire time, no matter how many candles he lit and forgot about and nearly burned the place down with. I won’t even go into him harassing the poor server at the Mexican restaurant who didn’t understand what vegan meant so his enchilada had cheese on it.
February 21, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Ummm we are mammals we come out drinking another animals milk…we are NOT natural vegans…It just some dumb kick mostly white folks got on to feel diversified and not corn feed and well, normal…
February 23, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Vegans suck donkey choad. GO and die, vegans! (apart from the non-preachy ones)
March 1, 2009 at 12:55 am
Now we see that those stupid UN suck faces want us to go vegan once a week to stop this GLOBAL WARMING poppycock bull kaka WHAT A LOAD OF BULL S*** WHY DONT WE GO TELL COFFFEE CUP ANINNY and the HINDU suck face to GO TAKE A FLING LEAP AND JUST PACK YOUR BAGS AND GET YOURSELVES OUT OF THE USA AND TAKE YOUR UN THUGS WITH YOU YOU SUCK UN
October 29, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Wow! Can’t believe that my senility barred me from guessing there’d be some bigots here! And yet, here you are. Ohh, sweet xenophobe. Sweet, sweet hatemonger…shhh. It’s ok, dear. No need to thread again. It’s true. You’ve inflamed the meat-eater stereotype quite well today. Don’t worry. You will suck for the rest of your life.
March 20, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Vegans do not relieze mammals are not Vegans…we come out drinking our mother’s milk, we need animals to survive it’s an eco-system and they are very misinformed
March 20, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Vegans do not understand mammals are not Vegans…we come out drinking our mother’s milk, we need animals to survive it’s an eco-system and they are very misinformed
May 25, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Fuck you. Vegans and vegetarians rock. I’m not saying i hate people who eat meat, but i fucking hate people who diss us because we don’t eat meat.
So shut the fuck up prick.
October 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm
actually, quit being an asshole.
You are the prick, it’s not his fault some vegan asshole gave him shit because he was eating a burger.
So shut the fuck up, ignorant asshole.
May 25, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Okay, I am not vegan, but i am vegetarian. What people need to understand is that we get our nutrients from soy, nuts, fruits, and vegetables. All protein does not come from meat. We are functioning well. So please do not yell at us because of what we eat. We are just like you (:
-Mariah Harper
June 22, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I’m a proud meat eater and I’m 500 percent healthy, run marathons, in great shape, tons of energy, disease free. Guess those Vegans were fools for drinking the Koolaide, LOL
July 21, 2009 at 11:37 am
I agree with every comment you’ve made. I am going to put this as mildly as I can. Vegans just plainly suck donkey ass!
July 26, 2009 at 2:58 pm
OP failed, sorry.
August 5, 2009 at 9:53 pm
people who have restricted diets are genetically inferior and will die off eventually
August 13, 2009 at 1:01 pm
You forgot to mention that vegetarians are fucking stupid too. I don’t get all this Ethical-Treatment-of-Animals bullshit… cows, chicken and other tasty animals are meant to be eaten, end of fucking story.
August 28, 2009 at 11:25 am
people are entitled to their own opinions but VEGANS ARE FUCKING HORRIBLE, they are so annoying always nagging and bitching about animal cruelty, I eat meat bu its not like i go skinning animals alive every day, i love animals, but anyway thats the way it works, BEEF and CHICKEN TASTE SO FUCKING GOOD SO SUCK MY BALLS VEGANS DIPSHITS
August 31, 2009 at 2:25 pm
MEAT RUUUULES!
September 21, 2009 at 12:26 am
Wow, for a bunch of people complaining about a group being militent and dumb you seem incredibly preachy and uneducated yourselves =)
October 18, 2009 at 2:16 pm
vegans suck indeed.
oh, they are missing out in all the good, tasty meats that us humans are MEANT to eat.
October 29, 2009 at 6:34 am
Au Contraire. There are dozens of alternative foods which are absolutely PACKED with the essential vitamins a vegan will need to stock up on for survival: zinc, omega-3, vitamin b12[not as important, but helpful], calcium, iron, and yes, protein. You can get protein in many non animal foods. Lots of soymilk and oj are calcium fortified for extra nutrition, etc. Plus there are always health food stores/pharmacies with several natural supplemental pills to choose from.
However, you did make some good points. I am in a transition to vegan for many reasons, I do think meat is disgusting-tasting, not to mention depressing. But I am anti-peta, and I don’t believe that people should preach. I don’t want christians preaching at me, nor do I want to preach at meat eaters, and guilt trip them. People have been eating meat for thousands of years, sad but true, there will be no vegan consensus, ever. Anyway, if someone is going to eat meat, it’s a choice. They are not bad people for doing so. Nor are vegans. I at least hope for factory farm reform and animal clothing reform. And more people to find out what really goes on in the slaughterhouses.
November 6, 2009 at 11:29 pm
You guys are preachy cunts.
December 24, 2009 at 3:36 pm
To Apryl:
du ai sm3ll @ tr00lz0rzz?
On another subject:
Ok, my sister hates meat EXCEPT for chicken / turkey. And guess what? SHE HAD TO HAVE FROLICKING IRON PILLS, which she hated, until she began to eat other meat.
So, in conclusion, 1: Apryl is most naturally a troll, lulzors,
2: EAT MEAT. Its good for you. I LOVE MEAT and I have a completely healthy body, my immune system is like Jesus H Christ in a handbasket, and my vitamin intake is like… Jesus H Christ in a handbasket aswell. So, me, signing off,
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EEEEEE AT MEAT! And stop rioting and try the tasty stuff!
January 3, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Meat rules.
That is all.
January 5, 2010 at 3:50 pm
i think that people should be able to eat ANYTHING they want to and not have people yell at them. I am a meat eater.
The meat eating teeth they’re not called fangs, dumbasses, its called CANINES.
Primates are all omnivores(as far as i know, they all kill things to eat, chimps kill their babies at times and then eat it)
The stuff that’s only found in meat is amino acids. Just like anything else, you can get it in pills(i think)
Incisors are not purely herbivori…ous and are for both carnivores and herbivores(ie, cats have incisors, horses have incisors)
Oranges do have something to do with animals since other animals would be eating oranges of you didn’t have orange juice or oranges, same with any other food so vegan is just non-existing
January 5, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Another thing, i barely eat veggies but I’m doing okay.
i like a nice big Sirloin Oscar from The Keg. the only veggies i like are asparagus and … are potatos veggies? i think of them as grain cuz its all carbohydrates