I know what you’re thinking, “Dan why would you review the ridiculously awesome Ironic T-shirt movie Taken?”  Well, duh hypothetical questioner, this is a different movie that stole that amazingly awesome movie’s title.  Whereas our movie was possibly the sweetest and most awesome thing ever made, this movie has Liam Neeson.

The basic principle is that Liam Neeson is really bad ass and his daughter gets kidnapped so he has to kill an absolute shitload of people in order to get her back.  It’s kind of cool watching Liam Neeson kill the ever living shit out of random European dudes, but this movie really has no plot or anything that will hold your interest for more then thirty minutes after it ends.  I don’t even know how I can write a proper review, there’s nothing really worth commenting on; Liam Neeson kills this dude, Liam Neeson kills that dude, Liam Neeson talks in a very deep voice, Liam Neeson breaks a dude’s neck.  It’s not really a bad movie, but it’s not anything worth raving about.  It is certainly fun to watch Neeson kill people, although I’m not sure that there’s really anything to get out of this movie.  In the end, I tentatively recommend this movie…it’s fun to watch the badassery within but aside from that there’s really nothing to be had.  There’s no need to see it in theaters, but once it’s available for renting, check it out.